Robyn alerts me to the USPTO’s kids’ pages, where they’ve posted a colorful — but sharply slanted — “Put a stop to piracy” campaign. We thought it needed a bit of annotation to help kids understand (red from the USPTO page, black mine):
CAN YOU TELL WHAT’S WRONG?
You hook up a VCR to your DVD player and make copies of your movie collections as gifts for your pals.
Sorry. You try to hook the two together but Macrovision prevents you from getting a clear picture, even when the movies you want to copy are no longer in print or you’re trying to extract scenes to add to commentaries. You probably won’t be able to find a macrovision-less VCR, because Macrovision has been suing their makers for patent infringement.
You capture pictures from TV shows and post them on your website along with soundbytes that make you laugh.
Great, you’ve got a pre-broadcast-flag TV setup that lets you make fair use of media. Hold onto it, because if Hollywood and the FCC have their way, you’ll be technologically prevented from grabbing these captures in the future. A “soundbyte” sounds ok, just remember that a sound-gigabyte probably exceeds fair use.
You buy a fake pair of designer shoes from a street vendor - they look like the real thing and cost only a few dollars.
Cool, so long as they weren’t made by sweatshop labor and you weren’t deceived into thinking you’d bought real designer merchandise. You’ve just saved yourself a bundle and helped the free market. Fashion designs aren’t copyrightable, and trademark protects only against consumer confusion.
Can you spot others? Remember, kids, “these laws and regulations as well as the application process can be very complicated.”